Well da old saying is “silent but violent”, but I found that “loud moves a crowd”. Let one rip and see what happens. People evacuate as if there’s a twister coming down da block.
Welcome to yet another mindless post.
Have you ever been in your car on a commute and farted? Rhetorical question. ALL of you have done that. (Don’t try to lie and say you haven’t) Now, have you “let one go” so bad that it damn near ran you outta your own vehicle?
Now let’s throw other innocent by-standers in da mix. Have you ever “held back” because you had someone in da vehicle with you?
I keep matches in my vehicle. Not because I smoke, but because I find they’re much better as an air freshener than any spray or “lil’ tree” you can buy. Whenever someone at da office insists that I go to lunch with them and I DRIVE, I warn them with “my car smells like fart, because it IS fart.” I don’t want them to get in there and get to thinking to themselves “what is that smell??!!”, so i break da ice and clear up da confusion.
One more thing of note. I take naps most of da time at lunch. Here’s some food for thought, don’t fart under your covers. Trapping it only makes it angry.
Have a good weekend, yall. Feel free to join my Daily Trivia Challenge as well, found under my blog roll on da upper right. Trivia is not as flatulent.
“Matches are da best air fresheners”